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Author's note : This story was a diary entry, written in Amsterdam, Netherlands on May 16 1984.
I lived there for a year, 1983 - 1984, attending the University of Amsterdam on a government scholarship.
Last revised March 16 2008


John the tramp from England found it hard to get work in Amsterdam. He said : “People don’t want to give me a break because they know I’m just a tramp.”

 

So he steals from the shops for a living, small items of clothing and the like, he sells them for cheap in the bars.

 

He carries around two bottles of beer for food and warmth. He likes to talk to me but backs away in fear when I excuse myself to go.

 

He showed me the gash in his scalp, someone had broken a bottle of beer on his head. He didn’t or couldn’t go to the doctor. “At first it hurt and bled, then it got infected, but now it’s healing up okay.”

 

He insisted on giving me a scarf he’d stolen, he didn’t want any money for it. But he’d take the price of a beer if I had it, but not as payment for the scarf.  It was not a salesman’s tactic, I could see in his eyes that he meant it.

 

He asked me how I’d got my scholarship, as I’d told him that that was where my money came from and how I could live in Amsterdam. He said that he’d like to have a scholarship too and asked me how to go about it. I had to tell him that you already need a university degree just to be eligible.

 

One day I saw him with his two bottles, it was very cold but he had no jacket, maybe he’d had to sell it. He didn’t see me, I was at a distance. He was dancing down the street like in a musical, joyfully leaping into the air. Something had made him happy that morning.

 

When you talk with him you see that he is really a gentleman in his way, but he can’t even go back to England as they’d put him in jail for debts, he explained.

 

Like many of Amsterdam’s forlorn, he has no passport. He sleeps on the docks.